CIA, KGB dan PDRM masing2 nak membuktikan bahawa merekalah yg paling terrer bab2 jenayah ni. Jadi, si President pun buatlaa satu ujian utk mereka. Dia melepaskan seekor arnab ke dalam hutan dan menyuruh mereka mencarinya.

Pertama, CIA masuk ke hutan. Mereka menempatkan pelbagai binatang lain sebagai informer ke seluruh pelusuk hutan. Mereka juga menyoal-siasat segala pokok dan batu yg ada di dlm hutan. Selepas penyiasatan yg memakan masa selama 3 bulan, mereka membuat kesimpulan yg arnab itu tidak wujud.

Sampai giliran KGB pulak. Selepas 2 minggu ketiadaan sebarang petunjuk, mereka membakar hutan itu lalu membunuh segala hidupan di dalamnya, termasuklah arnab tadi. Mereka membuat kesimpulan yg sudah nasib si arnab tadi utk mati di dlm hutan itu.

PDRM pulak yg masuk. Mereka keluar 2 jam selepas itu dengan seekor beruang yg dah lembek sebab kena pukul. Beruang itu menjerit, 'OK, OK... aku arnab... aku arnab!!'





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pemam4.

hello everyone...BRO n SISTA...
plz read diz....

MyBenz Get Together - Month of August (Seafood)
Max’azman & ReezAndrio
(Coordinating Partner)

Cordially invites member of MyBenz for our August Get Together Session which will be held in:-

Muara Seafood, Tanjung Harapan, Pelabuhan Klang

On – 17th August, 2008 (Sunday)

Time: 8:00pm

Program as follows:

6:00pm – Convoy from KESAS Highway (Awan Besar R&R) Departure. (Those from nearby area of Sri Petaling, Puchong, Sg Besi, Serdang & southern part)

7:15pm – Arrived Muara Seafood, Pelabuhan Klang.

7:35pm – Maghrib Prayers (Muslim members) - (surau provided)

7:45pm – Dinner served + Karaokey.

Menu (among others)

- Ikan bakar (Siakap, Jenahak, & many more)
- Udang & Sotong goreng tepung
- Ketam
- Nasi putih
- Tom Yam
- Buah-buahan
- Fresh fruits juices

Side entertainment – karaokey session to all members.

Our convoy will be lead by a Marshall (Max’azman) and we will try to get an outrider from traffic PDRM on that day.

Members from other part of Klang Valley that won’t be meeting up in Awan Besar are advice to wait along KESAS Highway for the convoy to pass through and join in the convoy.

Fees: RM40/person.

Please confirm your participation as I need to make a confirmation booking on 14th August, 2008 to the restaurant.

Let’s get together and FEEL ALRIGHT….

On behalf of MyBenz we look forward to meeting you guys and let’s make this one of our biggest get together.

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Always BeThe Best

MY DAUGHTER IZ UR REWARD...

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.

He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"

kui3...

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Always BeThe Best

Empat madu atas katil sekali jalan....fuyyoo






















































sori kekalau dah terkeluar sebelum ni...

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If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings...

ahakzzz...

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Always BeThe Best

bravo Shah...another good one!!

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two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar
drinking shot after shot.

the Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
?After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my
father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
more problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother
and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems?Gimme a break !!"

learn English and German

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English' .

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

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Black Brothers - W124.W201.W202.W208.E46

notigolfer,

Alright will see you.

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MB 3 Star = 5 Star Car W210 V6 E320
Membership ID: 2900

Clement - if we still have room (in our tummy that is...)after dinner this friday, we can hv TT with arab tea/coffee at that restaurant...

c u friday...

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