NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Maggi Mee.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam.
NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food Not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch AF, depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None. Malaysian men never refuse sex...
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR ROAD BLOCK OR ENTERING A SECURED AREA: Just drive a Mercedes Benz
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION: The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes bouncing about on the streets.

Anyone want to add ?.....

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Cheers/Mabel

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm
Take time to read. It is the fountain of wisdom
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Bro,

I like about the "road-block" bit. Proven ?

cheers,
Razally

Hehehe...

Just take a look at all the comments in the Bimmer and Mercs owner's and What to do if stopped by Malaysian Police's thread..

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Cheers/Mabel

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm
Take time to read. It is the fountain of wisdom
Membership Number: One Nine Seven Seven

NATIONAL CURE FOR TENSION : sex

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National brand of rice cooker : National brand rice cooker

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-DJ-
Wise men don't judge

National favourite place at 2pm after lunch: Bukit Katil or Sungai Ular.

National public transport untuk acara bergesel: Bas Mini (extinct), now LRT.

National Doctor - Bomoh
National Diagnosis by Bomoh - buatan orang.




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NATIONAL CAR - proton by mitsubishi, perodua by daihatsu/toyota, naza by kia/peugeot bla bla...

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NATIONAL FAILURE - PAK LAH

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i like that.....haha!

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"Maturity begins to grow when you can sense your concern for others outweighing your concern for yourself."
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