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Mabel | Posted on: 2010/2/17 22:42 |
Benzo mania ![]() ![]() Joined: 2007/8/7 From: Shah Alam, Cyber Jaya, Sunway Posts: 20052
Benz Model: S320L, E240, C200
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Just being Malaysian NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Maggi Mee.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam. NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye. NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food Not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch AF, depress, no mood, etc... NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None. Malaysian men never refuse sex... ![]() NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak. NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR ROAD BLOCK OR ENTERING A SECURED AREA: Just drive a Mercedes Benz ![]() NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house. NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION: The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes bouncing about on the streets. Anyone want to add ?..... ![]()
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Razza49 | Posted on: 2010/2/17 22:58 |
Certified Benzitos ![]() ![]() Joined: 2009/9/7 From: Damansara Perdana, Petaling Jaya Posts: 75
Benz Model: W202 C180 (manual)
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Re: Just being Malaysian Bro,
I like about the "road-block" bit. Proven ? cheers, Razally |
Mabel | Posted on: 2010/2/17 23:02 |
Benzo mania ![]() ![]() Joined: 2007/8/7 From: Shah Alam, Cyber Jaya, Sunway Posts: 20052
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Re: Just being Malaysian Hehehe...
![]() Just take a look at all the comments in the Bimmer and Mercs owner's and What to do if stopped by Malaysian Police's thread.. ![]()
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cm_luq | Posted on: 2010/2/17 23:30 |
Home away from home ![]() ![]() Joined: 2007/9/10 From: damansara perdana Posts: 676
Benz Model: w203, w123, w126
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Re: Just being Malaysian NATIONAL CURE FOR TENSION : sex
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MRDJ | Posted on: 2010/2/18 3:23 |
Home away from home ![]() ![]() Joined: 2008/9/29 From: Shah Alam/Rawang Posts: 355
Benz Model: S320 W140
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Re: Just being Malaysian National brand of rice cooker : National brand rice cooker
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ismaia | Posted on: 2010/2/18 7:47 |
Certified Benzitos ![]() ![]() Joined: 2008/7/9 From: Kelumpor Posts: 1118
Benz Model: W203, W204
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Re: Just being Malaysian National favourite place at 2pm after lunch: Bukit Katil or Sungai Ular.
National public transport untuk acara bergesel: Bas Mini (extinct), now LRT. |
Pemampat | Posted on: 2010/2/18 13:28 |
Certified Benzitos ![]() ![]() Joined: 2008/1/29 From: Ampang Posts: 274
Benz Model: w203 c200k
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Re: Just being Malaysian National Doctor - Bomoh
National Diagnosis by Bomoh - buatan orang. ![]() p4 |
sachseelan | Posted on: 2010/2/18 14:30 |
Home away from home ![]() ![]() Joined: 2007/6/24 From: KL & Ipoh Posts: 169
Benz Model: W202-C200 97/01
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Re: Just being Malaysian NATIONAL CAR - proton by mitsubishi, perodua by daihatsu/toyota, naza by kia/peugeot bla bla...
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mdameer | Posted on: 2010/2/18 14:48 |
Penghulu ![]() ![]() Joined: 2006/10/19 From: TTDI Posts: 2225
Benz Model: W210W212W221
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Re: Just being Malaysian NATIONAL FAILURE - PAK LAH
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Pyan_W115 | Posted on: 2010/2/18 14:53 |
Certified Benzitos ![]() ![]() Joined: 2008/1/27 From: Lembah Pantai, Kuala Lumpur Posts: 1166
Benz Model: 1975 200 W115
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Re: Just being Malaysian Quote:
i like that.....haha! ![]()
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